I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Based in Newark

Based in Newark

and a gray sole plate

raising a pint glass of beer with one hand on his hip

flanked by green vertical text reading "ESTD" and "1907

promises to wash the scum off the streets

I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Based in NewarkPerformative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point. The Details: Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in