El Guapo Tequila - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL he annexes them

he annexes them

Elegant golden-yellow script at the bottom reads "Dr

That single filled star is generous

That apostrophe is doing more heavy lifting than anyone wearing this shirt ever will

Dentists recommending hockey is the same energy as a tow truck driver recommending potholes

El Guapo Tequila - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL he annexes themBranding tequila after the village that defeated you is the kind of vanity play only El Guapo would approve between sweater demands and vocabulary lessons. Jefe is nodding along, pretending he understands the marketing strategy. Inspired by Three Amigos. The Details: Golden tan distressed text reads "EL" above "GUAPO" and "100 PROOF" in ornate Western serif lettering, flanked by decorative scrollwork. A vintage illustration of El Guapo's cackling face