Padidas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Irish Green Distressed white arched text reads

Distressed white arched text reads "CHINATOWN

Laid to rest is the only version of getting laid that requires zero effort and has a 100% acceptance rate

Rehearsals would collapse instantly because every Pee-wee demands the Tequila dance solo

Lightning bolts around an ankle is just radiology trying to be dramatic

Cartoon portrait of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in a white sailor hat with a blue "STAY PUFT" band

Padidas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Irish Green Distressed white arched text readsAthletic wear for a holiday that treats day drinking as a cardio event finally makes the lineup complete. Three stripes and a shamrock is the official uniform of competitive parade standing. The Details: White shamrock illustration with three horizontal stripes running through the lower portion of each leaf replaces the trefoil in a brand parody logo, with a small stem extending below. Bold lowercase white sans serif text reads "padidas" centered