President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt belmont shore A golden-yellow nautical rope border

A golden-yellow nautical rope border frames an oval containing arched green serif text reading "HARBOR" at the top

and a smiling face

Building good robot usses from hardware store junk requires a genius whose entire vocabulary is one word shouted at different volumes

Somewhere a marketing team is studying that mustache for clues

wearing a plumed helmet and holding a bat over one shoulder

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt belmont shore A golden-yellow nautical rope borderTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text