If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL That cartoon hot dog knows

That cartoon hot dog knows exactly what he's doing

Hiking gear printed in the style of a 1970s forestry pamphlet is doing a lot of heavy lifting as an alibi for a phrase nobody has ever said innocently

Posterized portrait of young Johnny Lawrence rendered in high-contrast halftone with blonde feathered hair

Hydration consulting was Bobby Boucher's true calling

Mounting up has never been more seasonal

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL That cartoon hot dog knowsRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered