Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Maroon Smaller green italic text in

Smaller green italic text in parentheses reads "(If you throw it hard enough

Naturalists spent centuries cataloging every creature on earth and somehow missed a bumpy green pickle standing on four delicate hooves in the woods

chunky golden-yellow block text reads "WOLFMAN'S GOT NARDS" with red blood dripping from the letterforms in a retro 1980s horror style

Doc Holliday staring down Ringo with that lazy smirk proved terminal illness is just another card to play

Huckleberry Whiskey is the only brand where the distiller volunteers to be your poison with a smile and a Southern drawl

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Maroon Smaller green italic text inFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"