McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Angular white text below reads

Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters reading "おなら忍者

when the harbor was still a quiet sailors' paradise

blue and white sailor collar

A black ship's helm wheel appears at the top with a yellow and blue ribbon banner reading "REUBEN E

both rendered in a distressed illustration style forming a rebus puzzle

McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Angular white text below readsThe Kevin McCallister Home Security company. A very funny phony parody security company design. Complete with boob traps. Inspired by Home Alone. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton unisex T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition (cotton poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.