The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M 1979" beside it

1979" beside it

Pigs just wander around like squatters with full tenure

Illinois" with two crossed bats beneath

flanked by ornamental geometric corner accents

A white stick figure in a wide stance aims a cleaning wand emitting a large white steam cloud

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M 1979" beside itStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a